On thursday my Best Friend Shaliece slept over hahahahaha theres so many reasons why she's my Best Friend hahahaha I can talk to her about things that i cant or dont talk about with any of my other friends like me and her can talk about boys (the ones we like) but its like with my other friends like Jennifer or Sherry i dont say a word about it and theres so many reasons why me and Shaliece are best friends like she's someone that i can totally tell anything to and she's there for me just like i am for her well im there for any of my friends. But shaliece sticks out the most on being my Best Friend.
Soooo anyways..... Back to where i was going to write about this sleep over hahahahaha we were soo naughty thursday night after i went to pick her up hahaha and i was talking to my nit whit best friend Ross. That boy hahahaa seriously. Just hahahahahaha he needs to seek help hahahaha this calf problem of his hahahahahaha. Gosh Ross hahahahahaha.I was also texting my friend Ramon hahaha he's like whats up? I said not much just hanging out with a friend you? He's like oh nothing just at home. I said oh fun! hahaha and he texted back "I wanted to hang out with u and do naughty stuff but u are with him..." hahaha he thought i was with another boy hahahaha. :) oh he's so bad! hahahahaha but i couldnt hang out with him haha and i told him no im not with a boy. he's like oh a girl lol hahahaha and he asked how old Shaliece was and i said 19 years old and no she's not naughty so then he said well you should tell her to text me i said she doesnt have a phone. hahaha she really needs to get a phone thats for sure. and we came home and we were looking up shirtless boys oh i had the urge to do it hahahaha oh my gosh hahaha some hot underwear models hahahahaha even though we looked at the peanuts hahahahahaha. We took some pictures and stuff and i said im sorry but i need to satisfy myself i need to look at shirtless boys hahahahahahaha. Oh my gosh there was some hot shirtless boys we felt like we died hahahahaa some of the boys were ugly looking and old hahahaha. Im sorry but i love my boys with out chest hair i like them clean hahahaha i dont like a hairy body hahahaha. While i was still texting Ross hahahahaha. He's like what are you two doing?? I said oh you know...... :) hahahahahaha he's like oh are you feeling shalieces calf? hahahahaha i said what the hell??? Nooooo!!! hahahahaha. he's like laughing about it ha ha ha.
oh boy ross. haha Shaliece said Ross your a weirdo hahahahaha and Ross wanted to see what Shaliece looked like in shorts hahaha. We told him we were looking at shirtless boys he said nice. hahaha and then he said well im gonna go to bed now you two have a good night. :) hahaha on Thursday I felt soo crampy i was like it hurts hahahaha i was like Dallin will you rub my tummy it hurts hahahaha. We were taking some pictures being funny and crazy and I took my ( Eddyteddy) Bear which i still have it named Eddyteddy I havent changed his name I feel like its part of me and my ex. But when i get a new boyfriend and if he gives me a teddy bear then we can nickname that one. On with the bear i was being funny and doing naughty stuff with it. hahahahahaha shaliece was like what the heck are you doing with that bear? are you pretending its Dallin?? I said yeah haha he's all mine and i kissed the bear hahaha. Shaliece was like oh you would. hahaha and i said you know what hahaha and like she sat up and i was laying down and making out with the bear hahaha i kept making kissy noises hahaha she's like oh my and then i had one dirty mind hhahaha like it was bad hahahaha i kept thinking about sex and stuff hahahaha i said sooo i heard it feels amazing and she was like oh my gosh Jessica hahahahahaha and then we wanted to go see the boys but then i decided we would go yesterday. hahhahaha and so like we were awake til 5 am in the morning hahaha we were being soo naughty and couldnt stop laughing of course i had a dirty mind haha i kept like throwing my stuffed animals trying to get comfortable and i was pretending the bear was dallin and i get mad and i turned over and say forget you dallin im not talking to you haha then i would say shaliece Dallins not being nice haha she's like ohh is he not wanting to share the bed with you hahahaha i was like thats naughty hahahahaha she's like your naughty hahahahaha then we were watching commerical advertisments about ABS hahahaha :)) oh she could tell i was getting a little Jealous everytime that girl touched the boys 6 pack hahahahahaha. I was like dont touch it dont touch it hahahahahaha. we had some chocolate too. hahaha it started melting and i was in my Pjs hahaha it had mickey and minnie hahahaha soo i said me and dallin haha and shaliece was like oh boy hahaha and finally we fell asleep after acting soo naughty we were ohhh soooo TURNED ON! hhahaha we couldnt help it hahahahahaha. i kept saying i wish i had a boy hahahahahahaha shaliece was like oh my gosh hahahahahahaha are you done talking dirty?? i said maybe hahahaaha. Finally we fell asleep and we were asleep til like around afternoon hahahah and we got up to get ready for the day yesterday ahahahahahaha and it was national kissing day yesterday hahahahahaha i was like darn it theres no boy to kiss oh well hahaha here goes another day of not kissing maybe next year hahahaha. i dont think many people knew it was national kissing day hahahahahahaha. :)) and i spiked my brothers hair yesterday oh it was sooo freaking cute i think its going to be his new look for 4th grade this new school year. hahahaha :) we went to the store with my mom cause my mom had to get a wedding card for a new couple in our family and then me and shaliece were looking at birthday cards cause we wanted to get Taylor a birthday card even though his birthday was on 4th of July hahahaha and then we came home and did some cleaning before we made brownies hhahahaha we mopped the floor and well i cut my finger in the water dont know how but i put my hand in the water and all the sudden it started bleeding im like what The Freak just happened hhahaha so shaliece went to get me a band-aid hahahahaha and then we were drying the floor and all the sudden she cut her toe hahhaha soo like she started bleeding hahahahahaaha we were like just in the zone for getting hurt hahahaha and then i finally said you know what i think were gonna be done for now dont wanna hurt myself anymore hospital isnt what i have in my plans today. hahahaha so we finally stopped and made some brownies (for the boys) hahahahahaha and so we were outside taking pictures being funny and stuff trying to call Dallin haha that boy wouldnt answer soo my mom bought us pizza so we werent hungry so we were just having some fun and Shaliece wanted to call Tyler hhahaha this is the best part ever.
I said okay let me go find his number soooo i found his number and dailed it then when i got downstairs i pushed call for her hahahaha it rang ahaha she had butterflies hahahahahaha. Surprisingly he answered the phone hhahahahhaha. We were talking to him for awhile hahahaha this is what shaliece told me he said. hahahahaha He's like who is this? she's like this is Shaliece he's like hi shaliece. she kept saying tyler tyler cause the connection between my phone and his phone kinda sucked. so they were talking and Shaliece said how are you tyler? he's like i am good how are you? she said she was good oh and he could hear me in the background he's like is that Jessica laughing in the background she's like yeah it is he said oh that silly girl and he's like oh what are you two doing? hahahaaa and she said i slept over at her house hahaha he's like oh you did? she's like uh huh i did hahahaha he's like are you guys being good? hahaha she's like yeah hahaha she didnt wanna say the truth hahahaha cause really we were naughty and bad hahahaha and she's like hows your summer tyler? he's like oh its going good hows your summer? she's like its good. and he said oh good and he said guess what shaliece? she said what? he said i moved to Missouri she's like you did? he's like yeah i did. She asked him so you dont live in that old house? and he's like nope my family is there but im not there anymore. she's like oh dang it. And shaliece was telling him about the Date with Silas and Dallin we are going on hahhahaha cause she said were going on a hot date with Dallin and Silas and he's like whoa what a hot date? hahahaha she's like uh huh yeah a hot date Dallin owes us subways and he's like what why does he owe you guys subways? she said cause he promised us he would and he's like hes supposed to take me to subways haahaha i think he was being funny and then he's like when was the last time you talked to dallin and she was like idk hold on tyler he's like okay and she's like Jessica when was the last time we talked to Dallin? I said 2 weeks ago. she's like we talked to him 2 weeks ago hahaa and she got confused and wanted me to say it i said no just say 2 weeks ago and he's like oh when was your last date? She said Senior year hhahahahaha and we couldnt stop laughing and then i was like let me say hi. hahahaha she's like okay tyler Jessica wants to talk to you. he's like okay then i got on the phone and said Hi tyler. He said hey Jessica i asked how are you? he's like im good how are you? I said im good he's like thats good he's like hows graduating life treating you? ( cause i never really got to talk to him since the last day of school) so i said oh its going good. he's like thats good then he's like do you have a job? i said no i dont and he's like Jessica hahahah you should get a job hahahahaha how are you supposed to support your husband and family?? i said i know hahahahahaha then he asked me what i been up to i said nothing really i said i moved he's like no way. Still in AF? i said yeah still in AF hes like thats cool and he asked me he's like whens the last time you talked to Dallin? I said hmmm 2 weeks ago. hhaha and i had to keep telling shaliece to shut it hahaha cause she was being to funny hahahahaha. and then i asked tyler im like what have you been up to? he's like oh just hanging out working and just living here in Missouri. I said why are you there? he Said oh my cousins live here so im just here hanging out with them. and then he said Jessica you there? cause it got quiet or the phone connection was breaking up. i said yeah im here. and then he said are you planning on going to college i said yeah i am. Soo one thing i got to answer yes to. hahahhaha and he's like no way really where? I said UVU he's like oh wow thats tight.
so then he asked me he's like have you been to seven peaks yet? I said Nooo he's like Jessica hahaa you should go hahahaa i said yeah i should he's like i went last summer it was really fun. hahaha and i said Tyler... We miss you he's like yeah i miss you guys too he's like its been to long. Shaliece was like i wish i could just say i love him and then i said well do you? then i handed the phone back to shaliece while shaliece was on the phone i cut the brownies that we made and i said dont tell him and she's like oh i wont and Tyler was like What are you doing? and shaliece said im just hanging out with Jessica hhaha he's like oh awesome! and shaliece was like so tyler is Dallin your best friend? Tyler was like yeah he is but we just dont talk anymore and this is what shaliece told me. hahahaha she said yeah tyler asked me if i hung out with Bubba Bj Brandon Dallin and all them and she said no i dont hahaha Tyler was like Shaliece what how come you dont? she's like i dont know and he's like what are you waiting for their your friends go hang out with them go have some fun with them. hahahahahahaha and then i guess Tyler had to go. Soo shaliece just said we will talk to you later bye. hahaha and she hung up and oh man we were soo happy to hear him but it almost made me cry when he said he lives in Missouri now. :( I hope that boy comes home soon hahahaha i havent seen him since the football game we went to and i actually havent gotten to talk to him since the last day of school the day before i graduated. I couldnt believe it was Tyler it didnt feel like i was talking to him hahaha cause his voice sounds soo deep hahahaha. I think he misses me and Shaliece and just hearing us laugh. So after we hung up with him we ate some dinner and we were just talking about Tyler hahahahaha that was the best conversation im glad i got to hear his voice yesterday. and then my parents came home from the wedding thing and my dads blood sugar shoot up to 450 yesterday. Freaking high haha he's been a bad boy he had a shake yesterday and he was paying for it by giving himself some insline. and me and shaliece went upstairs at first i wanted my mom to take me to the store cause we forgot my body wash but then it never happened soo we signed Taylors card and Shaliece asked me if i wanted to go see the boys? i said yeah let me go ask first and then my mom said i dont know and i was just watching this one show and after the show was over i asked her again i said mom can you take us? she's like i guess soo we got the brownies and took them with us along with Taylors card and we get up there Silas wasnt even home soo we ended up not giving him the brownies so we went up to Dallins house and his sisters friends were going inside haha i got a little confuesed hahahahaaha i wasnt thinking i knew it was Dallins house the couch was pushed out more so you see it when you walk in so they must of been having a girls night sooo i said hahaha oops my bad i know this is dallins house hahahaha so her sisters friend said are you dropping off something for Dallin? we said yeah can you just pass this along to his sister malissa for us? she's like yeah i'll let her know and so she's like will he know who this is from we said yeah she looked on the bag and she's like oh i see your names okay and we said also this is for Taylor to we hand her the card. I was like okay thanks sorry for the mess up. hahahahaha she's like its fine i'll let her know hahaha. :)
soo we went back to the car hahahahaha i was like i feel soo dumb now ahahahahahaha shaliece was like i knew it was dallins house i said you know what i wasnt used to the couch right there hahahaha. I dont know why but my mind must of been somewhere else haha i knew it was Dallins house cause Silas's house is across the street i played dumb last night hahahahahaha. and then we come home and i we watched some music videos haha we watched the dirty music video by Christina Aguilera hahaha. it was soo dirty no wonder its called dirty hahahahahha. :) and then she asked me if i wanted to have another sleep over at first i said idk and then a little later she asked me again and i said well i dont feel like having another one im not in the mood im all crampy and i just wanna rip my insides out hahahahahahaha she's like why would you do that? i said cause its freaking girl life hahaha but you know my daddy would have to take me to the hospital hahaha cause i might loose to much blood hahaha she's like oh my gosh Jessica you would do that hahaha i said uh huh yeah i would hahahaha.
I wanna rip my insides out and throw them away. hahahahaaha she's like oh my gosh hahaha.
and so we were getting her stuff ready to take home and i said I hope you had fun she's like oh yeah i did have fun i had a blast hahahahahaha and then i said maybe next time we can have a double sleepover she's like okay thats fine. hahahahahaha and we were just checking facebook hahaha found out our friend Bubba go called to serve in California speaking english and he reports to the MTC on Ocotber 10th Soooo 4 days after my birthday. hahaha so we deffiently gotta see him before he goes for 2 years. So he will be the first one to leave then i guess Taylors the next one to leave he reports to the MTC on Halloween. Sooo here comes the part where we get to say goodbye. awe so sad yet soo proud of my boys to serve on a mission it will be the most awesome experience for them to remember. Cant believe it. hahaha and then we took Shaliece home hahaha i was being funny telling my dad the story of going to the bathroom i said guess what i did dad? hahaha he's like what did you do? i said i went to the bathroom he's like thats nice to know that you went hahahahaha i was like i went number 1 hahahahahah he's like thats soo good to hear you went number one and i said and while i was going number 1 i started farting hahhahahahha. hahaaha he's like oh thats nice to know Jess thanks for telling me that story. and then i said and while i was peeing hahha he's like oh theres more to the story? hahaha i said yeah it lasted til i stopped peeing he's like oh my gosh Jessica hahaha then i said oh my gosh it hurts to laugh and then i said oh my gosh my cheeks hurt haha and then i said oh man i cant stop smiling hahhahahahhha and then i helped shaliece take her stuff up to her door hahahahaha and then i got back in the car and i said well i have nothing else to say hahahaha that was my story for the night hahaha he's like yeah it was hahahaha and then we just came home. hahahaha it was a very fun sleep over cant wait to have my best friend over again for another sleep over. hahahahahahahahaha. :))
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