Wednesday, October 22, 2014

My 22nd Birthday


Well i turned 22 like two weeks ago. Got to spend it with my Best Friend Shaliece since she slept over for 3 nights. I'd think celebrating my birthday would be in a more awesome fun way. Hahaha nope thats not how things went on my Birthday. I ended up calling the doctors office cause i couldnt stop itching my area it was getting out of hand i just couldnt take it anymore. So i called the doctors office and got in at 10:45am yes on my Birthday. hahaha so my best friend Shaliece came along with me to the doctors. Hahahaha by surprise they didnt put me in the room that has curious George all over the wall. Of course i still weigh 107 pounds and i had to do another pee test hahahahaha went back to the room to wait for my doctor and the nurse started asking me questions about my problem. Hey a least they said Happy Birthday to me hahaha not what i wanna hear from my own doctors office hahahaha. She offered to give me the flu shot so i took the offer and said yes to it. And than we started talking about HPV now my problem was either really bad or the doctors are getting worried. Its a shot that i would get every 6 months up till i'm 26 its for cervical cancer to help prevent it. But i dont know if i will do that. And than they got the pee test results and said i had white blood cells in my pee. hahaha and this is where it gets so embarrassing and feeling violated hahahahaha. The nurse came back in and said my doctor wants me to get naked from the waist down and take off my pants and underwear. hahahaha my dad said well than i guess i'll go out now and wait for you girls in the waiting room hahahahaha. We waited and waited hahaha we bursted out laughing about this while i sat there on the bed waiting for the doctor to finally come in and its like who goes to the doctors on their freaking birthday? hahahah oh wait me. hahahaha all the sudden the doctor comes in and shakes my hand and says hi to me and tells me to lay down on the bed and spread my legs hahahaha. my best friends like oh my gosh this is about to get naughty in here. hahahahaha and so my doctor looked at my area and touched it and asked me where else its been itchy and i pointed to my butt hahahaha literately i seriously would itch it so bad hahahahaha and so as he let me sit back up he said now i know whats going on you got another infection going on hahahahaha. hahahahaha and he asks me so are you sexually active? hahahaha no hahaha i havent been sexually active. and remember in my last post that i said until 3 weeks later?? yeah this is the 3 weeks later thing. Saw my doctor for the second time in 3 weeks. And i asked him what caused it to come back and he said you know that medicine we put you on the last time? yeah i remember that medicine. He told me it caused the infection. a fun lovely Yeast infection and he finally prescribed me something to take to get rid of the itching hahaha and than of course i couldnt get away with out the flu shot. hahaha. and i walked out of the doctors office with my dad and Shaliece and said well this is just one way to remember my birthday i just made my 22nd birthday unforgettable like seriously you'd think you'd spend it celebrating another way. hahahahahaha and than we went to walmart to pick up my medicine and it got even more worse i couldnt stop itching and laughing at the same time we kept bursting out laughing. and than we came home watched some movies. And went out to eat at Chuck a Rama hahahaha i'll never forget my 22nd birthday years later this will be one to laugh about and remember hahahahahaha it will be like oh Jessica remember what you did for your 22nd birthday? hahaha no how could i like who forgets they get violated on their birthday.. hahahahahaha we still laugh about this we cant believe it happened. hahahahahahaha if it happens the 3rd time again i just have to call my doctor and he will prescribe something else cause he's already seen me twice for the problem. hahahahaha I'm feeling 22 and 22 is gonna be one to remember and laugh about. One unforgettable Birthday. Nothing can top this one at all.

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